- EXHIBIT A: Last week, Communications Officer Yellow was vaporized by a “justice beam” which, according to eyewitnesses, just involved blinding Yellow with a high-powered flashlight so that he unceremoniously fell into the lava. “AHHHH. OHHHHHH. IT BURNS,” were Yellow's last words, if you don't include all the sobbing.
- EXHIBIT B: In Admin, the Vigilante reportedly tried to interrogate a vending machine for “harboring villains.” That machine is now in therapy. And my now ex-wife says I should be, too!
- EXHIBIT C: He keeps shouting, “START THE GAME,” while running around the Cafeteria. I don't know what "game" you're playing but drop-kicking Brown into the garbage chute isn't my idea of one.
- Heroes don’t wear purple in space. It's tacky and it's just bad stealth.
- Heroes let us report the bodies. Seriously, we just saw you kill and I have to run all the way to the Emergency Meeting button? What gives?
- AND, If he’s such a hero, why does he keep venting? HMM? Real heroes like us journalists are pounding the space pavement daily to keep these frauds in check!
“He saved my life but also stole my pizza. Mixed feelings.”– @SnackSurvivor42
“Honestly I think he’s just lonely and probably a super chill guy once you get to know him. And definitely not me.”– Cyan
“I'm going to get that half day vacation if I give you this quote about the Vigilante being bad, right? Just remember to edit this before you publish”– u/NotSkeldSentinel