B.E.A.N.S. Suit Owner's Manual
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- One (1) Skin: B.E.A.N.S. Suit 3000 Suit: Available in any color you want, as long as it's grey.
- One (1) 1 Pair of Gloves: B.E.A.N.S. Suit 3000 Gloves: Perfect for rewiring, refueling, and redirecting blame to another.
- One (1) Hat: B.E.A.N.S. Suit 3000 Scanner: Attaches to your visor. Do NOT try to detach it. You'll just break it, and returns take forever in space.
- Charge your Scanner. Do your tasks. No, we’re not just yelling at you to get a Crewmate victory. Our patented technology grants a Crewmate one full Scan per each complete set of tasks completed.
- Choose a "Friend." Look directly at the Crewmate you find most suspicious. Maybe they took the last donut.
- Activate the Scanner. Give the Scan button a firm, confident tap to execute your Scan. If you see double the Crewmates, you tapped too hard.
- Maintain Visual Contact. Stare them down. Make it awkward. The Scanner needs a few seconds to penetrate from their suit to their very soul.
- Receive Your Verdict. A final, definitive result will flash across your Scanner's Heads-Up Display.
